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Look, soawen, look! Whilst reorganising my tags, I made it back into 2004 and found this: Snape and Hagrid breed zombies in the dungeon. I LOLed.

Everything I know about Twilight I have learned from my flist, and I know that I will never, ever read the books. I never intended to waste any words on them, either, but I would like some confirmation that what I've now read is true ( Read more... )

ithurtsmybrain issued that challenge that affected my brain badly indeed, and so I started writing an Emma Woodhouse/Eminem fic. I intended it to be a shortish ficlet and to post it straightaway, but it didn't quite work out. Now I'm stuck between giving it up entirely, leaving it short, or taking the story somewhere ( Read more... )

I've come across this site listing names that scream "I'm a Utah Mormon", and really, my first thought was, 'this lot's got their brains affected by Mary-Sue fiction.'

Because honestly, who else would call their daughter 'Latrina' or 'VulvaMae'?

This little ficlet was inspired by a conversation I led with hippediva months ago. I finally got down to writing it. It's... weird, to say the least ( Read more... )

So mctabby introduced us to the Unforgivable Crustaceous Curse the other day.

I've got the site to go with it:

"Got a fishy photo? A sexual encounter with a squid you'd like to share? "

ETA: What a HAUL of HORNY homosexual shellfish. Long muscular tails throb as they are gently caressed by innocent nippers. It's enough to make the eyes on the end of ( Read more... )

This does crack me up. Last night I asked people to share stories of the pervy games they used to play as children, and my expectations have been truly exceeded. Indulging in sexual experimentation with one's cousins at the age of eight is obviously the most natural thing in the world, as are spanking and torture. But what about Barbie BDSM ( Read more... )

Yes.

I don't smoke, and I don't know my exact weight (more or less 110 pounds), but I can tell you, in a poor imitation of Bridget Jones, the drinks I had tonight: half a bottle of wine (white), one caipirinha, 5 vodka-with-lemon longdrinks. (If anyone wants to catch me on Y!M: I'm chatty, but very slow).

It's all swatkat24's fault, really. She talked ( Read more... )

Well the characters are revolting... and pretty darn mad too. They have had it and are challenging you to justify yourself. The only real requirement is that you, as an author, and a character of one of your fics have a confrontation. No length restrictions or time frames. Frankly, I just want to know what the hell you were thinking. Please link to ( Read more... )